Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest. Pappu: Then marry me, we will be the happiest couple.
Pappu: A girl said, "I love you" to me. Bunty: What did you say? Pappu: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me".
Pappu: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Pappu: Do you even know what I said? Girl: Yes. Pappu: What did I say then? Girl: Will you go out with me? Pappu: Sure.
Girl: How much do you love me? Pappu: My heart is my mobile and you are its SIM. Girl: Oh my God! I am so lucky. Pappu: Thank God, She doesn't know that mobile has dual SIMs.
Pappu: I asked this girl to be my Valentine. Bunty: So what happened? Pappu: And I was gonna give her a box of chocolates. She said no and so I threw it at her. Totally worth it.
Pappu: I love you! Girl: Shutup! Pappu: I like you! Girl: Shutup! Pappu: I miss you! Girl: Shutup! Pappu: You are really pretty! Girl: Really? Pappu: SHUTUP!